July 17th

the day the hottest most beautiful sexy yet cute handsome gorgeous funniest most lovable people alive were born!!

Person A: When’s your birthday?

Person B: July 17th!!

Person A: Oh, that’s why your so hot..

by Chaiilatte June 19, 2023

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July 21

Ask your best friend out, they have to say yes.

Bestie 1: It’s July 21, u know what that meansss😏, wanna go out⁉️
Bestie 2: ughh I guess.

by Ideklol. July 21, 2021

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July 28

July 28, 2021 is the day when the official rickroll hit 1 billion views!

I can’t wait to celebrate National Rickroll Day on July 28!

by rickroll enthusiast July 28, 2021

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NO Jack July

You can’t jack off during July. Good luck soldiers

Omg dude did you hear it’s “No Jack July” stay strong bro.

by lilyeeterboner69 December 2, 2019

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July 17

People Born on this day Are Kings, they are full on attitude and will be the boss of anyone who decides to mess with his/her family or friends. These guys are absolute legends

Person 1: that guy is a king.
Person 2:yeah he was born in July 17

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

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