Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
by JoRae December 10, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. Jeff is commonly used as a name for a duck however it can be used as a human name e.g Nyaphy Jeff Jeff
Jeff went for a walk with nymphal Jeff Jeff
by Jessyttt October 15, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. by comerchiu January 10, 2022
Get the Jeff Linmug. Someone who is an addict loves drugs and alcohol but also is a complete dick head to everyone around besides other druggies like him self if you see a Jeff avoid all contact and call the police ASAP Jeff's are unpredictable and all have a Nic addiction
Man: "hey how are you"
Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"
Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"
Local fat ass: "I'm good, BRO WATCH OUT"
Man: "holy shit its a Jeff I heard all of them are like crack heads but worse"
by Jdjdidowinfj d i February 22, 2020
Get the Jeffmug. This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.
And fuck this stupid ass shark
And fuck this stupid ass shark
by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025
Get the Jeff the land sharkmug. An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…
And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024
Get the Good Job Jeffmug. AKA Big Poppa Pump, Jeff Garcia is the greatest Filipino purple belt of all time. He likes long walks on the beach and loves to get down in the DM.
by JAG1981 July 31, 2016
Get the jeff garciamug.