Jade

A very cute, loving, soft, round, warm baby. Everyone loves jade because he is a ray of sunshine. When he feels cute, he becomes extra fat.

hey isn’t that adopted?
Yes thats Jade

by ifwegivealittlelove November 22, 2021

Jade

Jade, a hot sexy female with a big ass. Beautiful black hair. She'll do any woman with pleasure in bed. If you have a Jade like this you're so lucky. Keep that bitch in you're hands forever. She's so sweet and the most amazing most kindest person you would ever meet. She got a whole lotta acne too. Big ass forehead and huge ass pimples.

sexy man: Yo Jade is that you?? Want to fuck tonight?

Jade: Bitch tf no, I'm into woman

sexy man: Fuck off!

Jade: Go stick your dick in a toaster, bitch

by gaybitchesgetfucked April 21, 2021

Jade

Jade is a girl with a fat juicy ass! With of course a heart of gold. When you see Jade walking down the street watch out! Her sexy ass might cause a accident!

Did you see that sexy girl over there?

Yeah that’s jade! She’s got a fat ass!

by thequeenbbbb November 24, 2021

Jade

Mod in every Discord server, toe enthusiast.

Term to describe someone with a massive Ego.

That guy is such a Jade!

by sydneyh0e September 03, 2019

Jade

She is the sweetest, cutest, most loving person you'll every meet. Hahaha shes not a person.....shes a cat

Jade,

by hi um September 26, 2020

Jade

Hot person who simps a lot. Super gorgeous. Whoever doesn’t like her back is stupid. Smartest person alive. Pretends to snort paint. Overall amazing human being 10/10 recommended to be her friend.

“I want to marry Jade”
“As do I”

by November 27, 2021

Jade

An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon

Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade

by Fortnite m8 November 02, 2020