Deniable Date

When someone asks another person on (what they intend to be) a date but in a situation where, if things don't go how they want, they can claim it was "hanging out" and deny that it was a date (i.e. to avoid workplace awkwardness).

Me: Remember on Big Bang when Leonard set up that deniable date with Penny, saying all the guys would be at dinner then claimed they cancelled?

You: Yeah, what a skeevy creep. Man up and be forward.

by Jharnez January 25, 2015

Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

by smoke muffin June 18, 2021

dumpster date

A secret rendezvous for anal sex behind a dumpster, typically occurring between two homosexual males, often homeless.

I caught Pedro and Rufus having a dumpster date behind my shop last night!

Paul sure looks like he was on the receiving end of a wild dumpster date this morning

Joe has really gone down hill, he only goes for dumpster dates these days

by Your Rotten Attorney February 14, 2019

darwin dating

After unsuccessful relationship after unsuccessful relationship, you slowly find a better person with each attempt. Your dating life becomes a slow evolution in the search for a deserving person. It usually starts with hoot rats/hillbillies and ends with someone who gives as much, if not more, than you have with every failed relationship.

Jeff: I just don't fucking get these crazy bitches!

Dr. Kay: Just keep looking, man. Don't keep finding girls you have to fix. Look at the past few girls you dated, each is better than the previous. That's some serious darwin dating, one day you will find a bitch who can walk on land.

by Kissel Krooner March 20, 2016

Date Night

A night at your neighbors house that involves Domino’s, deer jerkey and hurt feelings. All with the husbands showing extreme sportsmanship while demonstrating pure domination in the world of 42

Hey Jeremy! Wanna get the wives together for a date night so we can continue our win streak?!

by The actual JJ March 4, 2022

date sauce

What's all over the sheets after you know, a date.

My mother sent the sheets to the laundry service because they were drenched in date sauce.

by iluv4tar November 12, 2015

Stumble date

When a couple are incapable of spending the night together due to prior obligations and video chat with Skype and share random websites with one another from Stumbleupon.com

Rain and Carmelo had a Stumble Date on 3/13/10 instead of going out for dinner and a movie.

by melo323 March 14, 2010