Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 19, 2017
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Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)
Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.
by CoffeeBean2 April 13, 2023
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devil’s work

doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.
“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”

“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”
by friedgravy March 27, 2023
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working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
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Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"
She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"
by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020
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Spite work

Unnecessary busy work imposed by employers to make sure they get their money’s worth out of employees or unnecessary working conditions imposed to micromanage employees.
I can perform my job better from (insert any location that makes sense), but am being told to go do it (insert other location that does not make sense) to keep tabs on me. This is some serious spite work.

You perform all of your duties, but are being asked to do some extra spite work that makes no sense and is usually mandated by someone else who is not an expert in your field.

Bad professional development/meetings that could have been emails just for the sake of having professional development/meetings are spite work.

When you are done with your work and more spite work is piled on because it would be a shame if you had nothing to do and were still being paid
by Reojo January 31, 2021
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Work for the president

Used to tell someone they are doing a great job or they are popular in doing an activity.
Girl you must work for the president after dealing with that problem.
by Tizzy Quinn December 17, 2016
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