Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

gaming chair moment

Describes an instance of a hacker/cheater in a video game being completely obvious and obnoxious with their hacks/cheats, the joke being that it's only to make them feel powerful.

"Had a gaming chair moment last night, fucker was instakilling us cross map."

by KTelos September 10, 2023

arm chair

an arm chair is someone who is built like an arm chair. Often referring to people who sit on arm chairs regularly. BUT arm chairs CAN be GOOD PEOPLE! An arm chair is someone's closest friend so when someone calls you an arm chair it's not bad!

"Thank you, arm chair!"

by Azayakawa Yumiyo April 22, 2022

chair

uh huh

Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*

by grtyuujjurr August 8, 2019

Chair

An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"

She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"

Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"

by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024

Dirty Chair Simulator

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock

Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.

by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021

Chair

A device used to be a seat for a person.

Guy 1: "Bro I just got a new chair"
Guy 2: "Awesome dude!"

by PizaCutter February 20, 2023