Florida

The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.

jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?

by WUBBALUBBAFUCKFUCK January 9, 2019

Florida

The space between the penis and them balls.

Yo! My florida be sweatin’ right now!

by The Band Ranch June 11, 2021

Florida

Americas basement where all the weird shit happens

Florida man arrested for jumping on a horse and riding it out into a hospital while saying "I HAVE AIDS!!!"

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.

“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans

by Florida gators January 13, 2020

Edgewood Florida

Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀

person 1- “Edgewood Florida is actually so bad”
person 2- “Ikr! Edgewood Florida is literal hell😀”

by anonymous November 19, 2020

florida formal

The weirdest and and most insane clothes you own.

Hey if you come to the party tonight, remember that the dress code is florida formal

by Ostrich king November 30, 2019

Inverness Florida

Inverness, the home of azguard gilligup. This place reeks of dogs named banks and dirty ass f150s. everybody got a whip antenna and a dirty painted ass truck. bushnell dudes got candy paint

Person 1: Do you live in inverness?
Person 2: Yeah i live by azguard gilligup
person 1: he stinks

Inverness florida

by logan andrei January 11, 2025