hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.

Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.

by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017

hump possition

This is the position on which a male is on top of a female and banging her HARD

Daddy, let's get in the hump possition!

by Corny, Porny, and also Horny May 7, 2018

sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"

Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.

"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"

by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016

humping your brains out

ooooohhhh yeah hump em out

humping your brains out would be great right now

by anaonamous cat September 19, 2016

sandman hump

Having doggy style sex on the beach and you get sand in her booty hole, getting cum in the sand, and making her lick it up.

Dude, me and Jasmine were sandman humping after the beach party. It was intense.

by Turtle Goddess July 31, 2016