When someone usually a jock/bully or anyone that can overpower someone makes someone else lick thier armpits in place of deodorant.
At school I begged the bully not to give me a swirly. He said why and I said that I have an armpit fetish. He said that he would make me his human deodorant and tell the football team. Now I lick the sweat from their armpits forever.
by A knowing person July 25, 2021
When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!
Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?
Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?
Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki February 21, 2016
What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.
by Shogun__ August 27, 2023
An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.
by ZoonieB March 04, 2023
An act of a Naked man climbing a tree up to a branch then proceeding to stretch his penis around the branch and puts into his anus then proceeding to hang from the branch.
My Dick hurts after doing that Human Noose yesterday
by Kitsunes Balls July 24, 2021
The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.
by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018
Narcissist assholes who think no one knows what bull shit they’re pulling or one who stalks to talk to you or drain you by their presence. “ enough about me let’s talk about me” . You exist so you can make them feel better about themselves when no one is honest with them & tells them to fuck of because of their narcissism, they either don’t care or are oblivious.
That human mosquito Larry always comes outside when I’m out there just so we can talk about him while pretending he’s not stalking me.
by RasSpoa July 25, 2021