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homework

teacher: you have homework

me: suck my dick
by KillMeUghh November 22, 2019
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Homework

Legally known as torture, or schools sinister version of paying bills, only exception is that your the only one paying(aka doing the work) and for doing your so called job(school) they give you endless amounts of this shit in return. It ain’t enough that you have me in school for 6-7 hours a day, No no no no no NO! You gotta subject me to 1-6 more hours of torture, giving me no time to relax and get into interests that I actually care for want to succeed in, which is what home after school should be for
Friend: hey, a paintball team just accepted that we join them, they pay well, wanna do it?
Me: sorry, got homework to do for the whole week, massive essay
Friend: F#@k that man, I hate homework, why can’t they let us do something that we care about
Me: I dunno man, I dunno
by ALUCARD7749 October 16, 2019
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My homework

A piece of crappy paper that teachers forcefully make you do so that you can suffer and have no time to even do any other crap and should be thrown into the pits of hell, infact im actually doing my homework while writing this.
Me:My homework is just a piece of bullsh*t
by TimmySuckey January 27, 2025
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Homeworks

I have to do my homeworks before my mother spanks me to death
by ST3V3P4U1 February 18, 2023
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Homework

What your supposed to be doing right now
Mom: JAMES ARE YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK!?!?
James: Yes mom... *Scrolls through urban dictionary and found this* Yep, seems right.
by Thesmartracoon8 May 6, 2020
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Homework

The stupid fucking thing that prevents you from living your own life and getting exercise. This retarded ass peace of paper fucking prevents you from getting to your dream
Sorry can't live gotta drink my ble- do my homework
by School is great March 6, 2019
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friend homework

Watching all the videos/clips that your friend sends you on, what is usually, a social media app that has a doom-scrolling feature like Tiktok on Instagram. This can measure from a few videos to hundreds a day due to how addictive/entertaining the select app is.
“I regret adding them back on Tiktok, I wake up to hundreds of videos of friend homework from them in my messages!”
by the real verity willis December 21, 2023
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