hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie

No one says hockle

by byrd June 17, 2004

Penis hockey

To play hockey with ones penis.

Slapping a hockey puck with ones penis. Penis Hockey.

by Bradvmik August 2, 2006

Hockey

for the sexiest, most bad ass, irish and canadian beer drinking, iron stomach, violence prone son of a bitches ever.

hockey beer lovers violence bad ass canadian

by bonniebruinsboston July 2, 2009

hockey fuck

(n., v.) A sex act which involves a blowjob, any type of shirt and a window. The hockey fuck is an extension of the face-fuck that begins like any other face-fuck, but in the midst of it, the girls shirt is pulled up over her head, and when ejaculation is complete, smash that bitches head through a window.

Scott: Wtf are all those scars on Émilie's face?
Brad: Chris Hockey Fucked her 3 months ago.
Scott: Damn, he kinda ruined her huh?

by ayemcee December 13, 2007

the hockey jersey

You're standing with your cock out, your girl's on her knees in front of you. Just as she's about to put your dick in her mouth, you grab the back of her shirt and pull it over her head, thus thrusting your wang into her mouth!

"She was just about to blow me, and I gave her the hockey jersey!"

by Terry Koch February 7, 2007

Top Cheese Hockey

The greatest sports news website on the planet. Funny, straightforward and professional. It's clearly the future of hockey news. It's Prime Cheddar worthy and loaded with awesome features like Play of the Week, Pictures, Polls and Forums. Only cool people check it out...

Yo, I went on Top Cheese Hockey yesterday and they had some dope hockey pics!

by A Segs December 16, 2011

i dont give a hockey

used by dumb people usually named stefan

person 1: hey stefan. u suck
stefan: i dont give a hockey
person 1: *looks it up on urban*

by mrs.kitcat April 5, 2017