Tuscan Handshake

The act of twisting out a flacid penis.

Yesterday Jenny tried to get me hard but she ended up giving me a Tuscan Handshake.

by Taste of Tuscany April 26, 2009

banana hands

What you have when you fingers are really long, and resemble a banana.

Levi has big banana hands. What a freak

by Battle Star Galactica June 2, 2007

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

Hanes

brand of underwear
also a company owned by Sara Lee

While Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs, Billy always wears Hanes tighty-whities.

by francium June 11, 2006

STD hands

When you use your hands as a weapon after rubbing them on your genitalia (or in kia's case after finger banging a dirty sloot).

don't, otherwise you're gonna get STD hands

by Bravo from MIT February 14, 2003

Burnside Handshake

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.

Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??

by AHitler July 15, 2007

edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 January 6, 2008