hairy jungle of love

The hair of a man (or in some rare cases a woman) that reachs from the belly button all the way down past the sac to the douch

I havnt trimmed the trees the trees of my hairy jugle of love in a while

by jeff December 11, 2003

jerrys hairy berry

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..

(JERRYS HAIRY BERRY) DOGGIE STYLE

by PACO101 February 17, 2010

Hairy Faced Whore

A transvestite prostitute.

I thought I had purchased the services of a true whore, and then I discovered it was actually a hairy faced whore.

by Dr. HFW May 21, 2006

juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

juicy hairy hairy tits that contain milk and go badoinkadonk

have you seen that guy who goes OO EE OO AA AA?

yes, I heard he has juicy badoinkadonk milky ass hairy hairy tits

by levi isn't real January 2, 2023

Hairy Bear Fairy

The mystical spirit of facial hair, who often wakes up prejudiced towards a type or types of facial hair or lack there of and causes physical, emotional, or mental harm to those he wakes up prejudiced to.

"Dude, I wasn't gunna shower this morning before class, but the Hairy Bear Fairy woke up prejudiced towards lumberjack beards, and mine was unruly and unsightly. So in order to more thoroughly impress the ladies, I showered and tended to my lumberjack beard to appease the Hairy Bear Fairy. You wanna be on his good side man..."

by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008

Shit a hairy worm

To become very angry.

When the boss sees what you've done, he's gonna shit a hairy worm.

by Angry of Tuebrook June 6, 2009

caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015