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half crocked

Being in a state that is the mid-point between sobriety and full on drunken buffoonery.
"I've been waiting for him for over an hour. I'm about half crocked!"
by DJ Dilly Q August 13, 2009
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half pump

apparently, a half insertion enough to not break the hymen
So you'r a virgin?
Naah, have half pumped ;)
by drunk guru January 6, 2011
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Half Chub Hertz

Half Chub Hertz is a phenomenon occurring when one enjoys music (most often low frequencies) so much that they develop a limp boner/half chub.
Guy1: That bass line is so dank I've got serious Half Chub Hertz.
Guy2: Half Chub Hertz is only the half of it for me
by Halfchub1 March 9, 2011
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half tard

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.
by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011
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Half Nig

The offspring of the Kardashian clan, or the next generation of lil nigs in the Kardashian/Jenner family.

Half black and half some other race mostly white/black mix with varied results. Usually this breeding is detrimental to the white half because a person's physical value decreases: they are less attractive and not as desirable to other white people. Strangely enough, this mix favored the darker or black half because it improves the typical physical traits found in African lineage. Half Nigs are often seen as far less attractive than their white counterparts.

The offspring of "white guilt" women, who lay with the darkest and ugliest black men they can find.
Kylie will have an ugly Half Nig, because she feels guilty just for being white.
by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 28, 2017
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Half-night stand

Similiar to a one night stand,

Except being stopped halfway through and asked to leave
Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'
by llihp notwen November 22, 2011
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half in the bag

"Wow guys, look at Lastenia. That woman is half in the bag after only 2 drinks! She doesn't know who she's going home with...but she sure is trying!"
by tonykiemel January 7, 2010
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