guitar

A very potent Weapon used by Christians to slowly suck out your soul by sitting by camp fires sinning kum-by-ahhh

Me: Good Grief there are some christians over there with guitars quick lets get out of here before they try to be nice to us!!

My Friend: ARGH!! they got me I can feel my inteligence bleeding out!

by Mortez October 3, 2006

guitar hero syndrom

The view of having your surroundings moving up at a fast rate after finishing a song on Guitar Hero.

Man, I've got guitar hero syndrom!

by pimpshizadle December 15, 2007

Guitargasm

To give an orgasm through riffs, solos and tasty licks on your guitar.

Dude, how was the protest the hero concert last night?
Oh my God dude after the first solo i had a guitargasm!

by Sensquatch December 16, 2008

Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.

Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.

by Stuglyiiry June 26, 2007

Metal Guitar Man

Look up metal man and add this... Those who take it to the next step and begin to mimic their fav metal band by taking up the guitar and playing there music for over 6 hours a day trying to perfect the same style of music.

pantera fans I think that says enough...

by metalguitarman May 2, 2005

guitar center

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you "Boss" (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.

Guitar Center Quotes: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"

by Jazgul March 23, 2008

gintastic

adj. high spirits produced following consumption of a number of gin and tonics

The ladies had a gintastic lunch

by KateA September 2, 2005