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jar of gold

A "jar of gold" is the big economy-sized jar of mayonnaise that some people keep in their fridge. God only knows what most people would do with such a big jar of mayo, but some people can't seem to get enough. A jar of gold can also be defined as a huge container of "Miracle Whip" which in fact is not really mayonnaise - it's a salad dressing or dip!
Little Boy: What's for supper Mom?

Mom: Sandwiches again!

Little Boy: Oooo! I'll bust out the jar of gold!

Mom: Make sure to get your sister to give you a hand - I don't want you to throw out your back again trying to lift that thing all by yourself!
by wvdrtnsf May 14, 2009
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Blasting For Gold

The act of nutting up a girls nostril when she is performing the act of felatio.
Tonya: God ever since I went blasting for gold my sinuses have been acting up
Steve: Yea sorry about that...(not)
by jdom1234 February 10, 2008
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Meigs Gold

A variety of Marijuana grown primarily in Meigs County, Ohio. Perhaps the region's primary source of income, it is generally considered to be of fairly good quality, inexpensive, and plentiful. Were marijuana legal, Meigs Gold would be sold at Sam's Club.
After he switched from Maui to Meigs, Todd found he could make his house payments and have a little left over at the end of the month.
by Who, me? August 16, 2003
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doo wop gold

While having sex with a woman from behind, ejaculate, catch it and proceed to style her hair with it making a 50's style hairdo. Then pee on her head.
You need to do something new with your hair. How about the doo wop gold?
by andou May 1, 2010
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Slice Of Fried Gold

Usually a British or Irish term. It means something Extremely good or appealing. Heres an explanation of the words
Slice- as in a slice of pie, which is very appealing
Fried - Everyone loves fried food
Gold - Fuck, who doesnt love gold?
So, therefore, Slice of fried gold means something that when you see it, you melt in your pants
Hows that for a slice of fried gold?
by The Sicilian Sledgehammer November 22, 2005
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mission for the gold

The ultimate goal in life: masturbating 35 times in one day.
Boy1: Dude, I'm going for the gold!
Boy2: Dude...that's awesome! You're my hero!

Boy1: I completed the mission for the gold!
Girl: THAT'S NASTY!
by rterrar February 17, 2010
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gimme da gold

A phrase used by one to indicate that he/she wants a share of something that has been obtained by another.

It was first featured in the "Leprechaun in Alabama" video on Youtube.
Child 1: I went trick or treating last night for Halloween and I received soooo much candy! What did you do?
Child 2: I'm not allowed to trick or treat.. so I stayed in and watched a movie.
Child 1: Oh..
Child 2: So yeah, gimme da gold.

Teenager 1: I got some beer from my brother. Let's party!
Teenager 2: GIMME DA GOLD!
by RaptorRAWR January 24, 2011
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