When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.
by Larry Bung January 30, 2017
To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.
by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 06, 2006
Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"
by Willie B There October 03, 2013
An extended and more emphatic use of the expression "don't go there". An urgent appeal to not follow a line of reasoning to its ultimate conclusion for fear that the conclusion will be offensive, unpleasant, or generally objectionable. The ultimate emphatic use would be "Do. Not. Go. There." with breathless pauses between each word. In general, a dire warning that grave consequences will follow from "going there".
A: "So, the two of them had a one-night stand and she forgot to take her birth control pill..."
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.
B: <interjecting> Don't go there.
A: "...and, wouldn't you know it, nine months later..."
B: <more urgently> Do not go there!
A: "...yup, that's right...presto, instant teenage mother."
B: Damn. You went there.
by The Mensa Man December 08, 2011
Jim: “Hey Sally, wanna go for a walk before study hall?”
Sally: “Jim you know I have a boyfriend, so no I do not want to go for a walk with you
Sally: “Jim you know I have a boyfriend, so no I do not want to go for a walk with you
by Cushkid June 09, 2020
:Going L.A.M. - The opposite or in direct contradiction to "Going H.A.M."
:L.A.M. - Lame As a Muthaf%@#ah.
:Ones in ability to be more than lame. In fact, to be so lame one might just sing the Kanye West & Jay-Z song replacing the accronym H.A.M.
:Going L.A.M. - A person caught wearing a Sheep skin coat that gives the appeal as though they just woke up from a 25+ year coma.
:L.A.M. - Lame As a Muthaf%@#ah.
:Ones in ability to be more than lame. In fact, to be so lame one might just sing the Kanye West & Jay-Z song replacing the accronym H.A.M.
:Going L.A.M. - A person caught wearing a Sheep skin coat that gives the appeal as though they just woke up from a 25+ year coma.
Tray and Jai'nah met up at a the club one night, and decided after the club to have a little party of their own. After bringing Jai'nah to his apartment; She and Tray go into the bed room to have sex. Tray, to his own belief thought he was GOING H.A.M (Hard As a MuthaF%@#ah) in the bed, when in fact, according to Jai'nah was really Going L.A.M. (Lame As a MuthaF%@#ah).
by BROOKLYN JUICE February 19, 2011
by ~innocent~ February 08, 2008