German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010
Get the GERMAN WINDOW SHOPPINGmug. The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
Get the German noodle leashmug. Person 1: translate sweet to german.
Person 2: sweet in German is süss
Person 2: o_o
Person 1: it was a trap
Person 2: sweet in German is süss
Person 2: o_o
Person 1: it was a trap
by Aaron_Perezchica August 31, 2021
Get the translate sweet to germanmug. When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019
Get the German Meat Fiestamug. One of a kind. Proved that perfection does exist. He's the smartest, kindest, funniest and ofc hottest man to ever exist on earth. He's divine. Once you meet him - you'll have the need to keep him in your life. I wish I could find words beautiful enough to describe how much he means to me, but I hope I'll spend the rest of my life searching for them. ilysfm
man 1: Usulllll where is German Sytch The First ?
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
man 2: idk probably doing something better than us as always
by ILOVETHISMAN October 5, 2023
Get the German Sytch The Firstmug. A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023
Get the Angry German Kidmug. by dragongirl77 February 19, 2015
Get the German Thigh Gapmug.