German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010

During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.
by WikiofRodos July 8, 2016

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie
by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

A Instrumental Version of The German Song “Pooh Bear Dance”.
A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.
A YTP Deutsch Video Contains Bob Shumway Dancing And Doing His Hips Move And His Arms Move To The Song.
by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018

A secret organization of German ex- Nazis who dedicate their time to sucking toes and tickling feet. Not a force to be reconded with.
Guy 1: Dude I could not sleep at all last night.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: The German Toe Wranglers came and ate my feet.
by ProhibiousMonkey October 27, 2019

by Granfunk July 20, 2020

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022
