German window shopping is just like regular window shopping except instead of a glass window there is a glass table. while person "A" is laying under the table viewing up, Person "b" deficates on the table top.
by unforgivenGDF September 26, 2010

by Walrusmilk November 6, 2021

When you take a nap on a mattress soaked in cum, shit, and piss after having an orgy with 3-8 german men
by Poop Inspector December 2, 2019

The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

by Granfunk July 20, 2020

by Little English man November 15, 2017

A extremely controversial nickname for the German web video from 2005 where it shows then-teenager Norman Kochanowski pretending to play Unreal Tournament 2004, but he gets extremely irritated and angry, and then smashes his keyboard repeatedly.
by Ryan900USAYT August 17, 2023
