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Unionville Girls

As a Unionville Alumnist I feel comfortable in saying that you should all be paying more attention in English class. If you were truly free thinkers there wouldn't be so much trash talking on a web page for slang definitions. If you didn't deserve to be called whatever it is you have been called, you wouldn't be on here telling people to get a life. It is my opinion that none of you have even the faintest clue what lies ahead for you in the real world. The truth is, if you could look past the Unionville "Clicks", you would realize that now is the time to have fun and learn how to take care of each other. The world turns into a harsh place real quick for those who don't know how to take care of thier friends. Mommy and Daddy can't take care of you physically, socially, and FINANCIALLY forever...and if they do, I pity you. So instead of bashing the rich kids, or hiding the new kids backpack, or gossipping behind slutty girls back, why don't you all take a minute to think about how much better the quality of life would be for you if everyone got along...or at least tried to get along like adults.
My graduating class was hailed by the teachers as being the best group of students to pass through Unionville in 20 years, we were good to each other and our teachers and aside from a few bad apples, every day was at least pleasant. We still had our "clicks" but we knew how to transcend them, to see past our own selfishness and understand the meaning of the phrase "The Greater Good." Unionville is filled with beautiful people, the rest of your life will not be.
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cute gurl v2.0

One of the 13 common personality types in internet forums as defined by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka of Something Awful. The 13 common personality types are:

1. Clueless Newbie
2. Flamethrower Clone
3. Computer Expert
4. The Mensa Troll
5. Mr Agressive
6. Cute Girl v2.0
7. Ravey Davey
8. The Sensitive Artist
9. Mr. "I Know a Game Developer"
10. The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts
11. Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge
12. Anime-Obssessed Freak
13. Derek Smart

Cute Girl v2.0 types are generally girls fourteen years of age or younger who are too naive to realize how ridiculous they sound. They often use deliberately mispelled words like ur and wut and they have a habit of using lol at least 2 times a sentence. They also at least one anime smiley per sentence. Favorite subjects include cute fuzzy things and their boyfriends.
Cute Gurl v2.0: "do the cars come in red??? thats my boyfriends color and weve been going out for 2 months now hes so cute his names Jeremy and he likes Slipknot!!! thx bye!!! :o)"
by Deus Ex Machina April 28, 2004
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Broughton Girls

Pork Chop, Pork Chop
Greasy Greasy
Broughton Girls are EASY EASY!
when you go to a Broughton football game and see "Broughton girls are Easy" spray-painted on the field...
by Suck it Broughton January 27, 2007
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girls

something that i dont have 1 of, need desperatly, and cant do well without
by Hornball April 30, 2004
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black girls ass

to have a down right big fat bouncy and sometimes nasty ass
"damn that white girl has a black girls ass!"
by kamyar sedegi March 26, 2010
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2 girls 1 cup

2 lesbians making out and then one of them shits in a plastic cup. Then they eat it and then vomit on each other and then eat that. These women are disturbing and in my opinion are not human; they are beasts and they do not deserve to live another day for committing this vile act. DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO!
by Eh...Fuck-It January 19, 2008
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Claremont Girls

1) Middle school girls who think they're much older than they are.
2) Middle school girls who will go out with any guy who asks just because they want a boyfriend.
3) Middle school girls who would make out with any cute guy in the school.
4) Middle school sluts.

Or all of the above.
"Ohmygawsh, Becky, Claire is like, SUCH a claremont girl!"

"Ugh, I think my best friend is becoming a claremont girl."

"Hey, man, need a date? Just pick one of the claremont girls."
by Memous March 26, 2005
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