goggle hump monkey

A person who thinks they look like Amy Whinehouse and is very lazy and idle. Some think the goggle hump monkey is very man like

Goggle hump monkeys are usually found in Urban areas. One is known to be lurking in the United Kingdom in a town called Bristol. It has yet to have been photographed.

by 6moley9 June 20, 2008

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Sami Snow Goggles

A sexual act in which you give someone a Spartan Mask and proceed to fountain cum on their face

Yeah, i didn't have much spare time at the end of the day so i gave her Sami Snow Goggles in her A-frame and ran to the Beast and Boar for dinner.

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The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.

At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.

by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024

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Gym goggles

When u find a dude hot just cus he workin out in the gym. But outside of it u prolly never would hit it.

“You got yo gym goggles on girl.”

by Lillilsyd September 20, 2018

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Syna-goggles

On Yom Kippur, when people at Temple services look more attractive because your vision is blurred due to fasting for the Jewish day of atonement.

(Bros at shul)
“Dude, when did Talia get super hot?”
“Bruh, you got syna-goggles BAD, she’s 80 years old!”

by whatuplur October 5, 2022

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Goggles

What a baby pirate with a lisp wears in the pool. Worn with a swimsuit and swim diaper. Not to be confused with Google or giggles.

Baby pirate with lisp: Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Spongebob: (giggles) Your goggles are too loose. Tighten them please or the water will get in your eyes.

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022

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