Red Flu

A labor strike.

I heard they shut down the aluminum plant, all the workers came down with the red flu.

by CheeganTMurphy June 16, 2025

Puta Flu

A made up disease that covers symptoms of sniffles or a general unwell feeling, after a trip to Zona Norte, Tijuana.

Damn bro I am still coughing with this Puta Flu…

by MoldyGarlicbread June 21, 2025

Jew Flu

someone who acts on behalf of the interest of jews, israel or zionists. could be jew, israeli or a zionist themself

donald trump caught the jew flu

by SquirtHoleLoveStains July 8, 2025

Ozempic Flu

When you start taking Ozempic and feel like you’ve caught the flu — tired, achy, nauseous, maybe a headache — but it’s really just your body adjusting to the meds, not an actual virus.

Ever since I started Ozempic, I’ve had zero energy and body aches, pretty sure I’ve got the Ozempic flu.

by Retro Girl 13 November 10, 2025

German Cock Flu

A term created by Michael Colarusso Jr. German cock flu or “GCF” is a term that covers any and all sicknesses or viral infections of any kind.

“Yo bro, are you sick?” “Yeah man I came down with a rough case of German Cock Flu man”

by Nickcola2000 November 11, 2025

Fluing

Curing influenza through oral sex

My girl's sick, so I tried fluing to clear it up

by Raider007 February 19, 2025

foil flu

FOIL FLU

Foil flu is 1st stage of Fentynal foil flu.

by gcate March 1, 2025