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wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.
1. Man, that wank flower drew on the shower door again.

2. Holy shit, get the fuck out of my closet and stop looking at my porn before my parents come in!
by The Real J0sk0r R0sk0r June 13, 2005
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Flower Boy

A boy who has sex with a lot of girls, most of the girls he would sleep with where virgins. He wears checkered vans and pretends to like basketball but his only sport are girls. And the only things he will post on his Instagram are his shoes or him with a Snapchat Filter.
Girl 1: Did you see his post yet?

Girl 2: Ugh, don’t remind me. I slept with him last night and now he doesn’t even know I exist.

Girl 3: He is such a flower boy!
by Libra♎️51 October 16, 2018
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floser

someone who purposefully flunks there classes just to look cool to other people
John was such a floser when he failed english even though he usually gets striaght a's just because whatshername thought he was to perfect
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blue flowers

*i got high and saw blue flowers talking to me*
by brandy April 3, 2005
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Flower picking

The act of picking crusted shit out of ones asshole then smelling it.
Me and my buddy flower picking last night
by Billyjoe696969 October 15, 2021
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Brandon Flowers

A bitch ass that went from Brandon be ballin to Brandon be benchin. He’ll do anything in his power to annoy the shit outta you when he see you doin good. He can’t play basketball for shit. He a bitch ass. He also look like a light skin penny wise🤡
Wow he so ugly he look like a Brandon Flowers 🤷🏽 ♀️
by Ehuah⚡️ January 10, 2018
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floden

a person who is prone to step on their own toes while wearing their best shoes.
"he's a bit floden, so take some shoe shine with you."
by Athenacauleyyu March 27, 2007
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