Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)

by Plazmaba11z May 21, 2016

don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

by trippy trip February 27, 2023

blend the fish

To be the first to light-up a joint.

Stoner: "Man, I was amazed... No one blended the fish until the first encore."
Stoner 2: "Dude, why didn't you cowboy the fuck up?"

by wilco fan December 18, 2003

whisker fish

Any species of cat fish

they were fishing at the river last night for whisker fish

by Lil Red Neck Girl June 14, 2011

on fish

You’re saying something fishy or telling a lie

That nigga Riley is definitely on fish

by John Willis November 26, 2017

Tuna fish swish

When someone’s concha smells like ratchet expired tuna

Did you smell that in class? Someone definitely has a case of the tuna fish swish.

by Ballsac soufflé December 9, 2017