jargon file

www.catb.org/jargon, the world's greatest collection of geek slang.

I heard the word "bagbiter" the other day, so I went to the Jargon File to look it up.

by Lady Csyde January 8, 2004

filet mignon

Treating yourself to a session of masturbation with a condom on, this way you barely have to clean up.

Once a week john treats himself to a filet mignon

by Nuchibuchi September 4, 2006

big dick flex

You Deadass have a dick that can bend and go like a motherfucking helicopter in that wet ass pussy.

*during sex*
Oh yes daddy please use your big dick flex maneuver on me oh yea~
* Fucking DEMOLISHES THAT FUCKING BITCH LEAVING HER MOTIONLESS IN ORGASM*

by FrankTheDankyea February 16, 2018

X-File

It a term for downloading porn off the internet.

John been downloading x-files from Kazaa.

by dietcoke December 12, 2004

flex time

Time ostenibly spent in the bathroom (derivative of "to flex" = Pooping) but more to the point spent at other pursuits - video solitare, reading the newspaper, collecting your thoughts, jerking off, or all of the above - while in the stall and/or bathroom. Occurs daily worldwide.

Dave stood, grabbed the crossword puzzle and headed for the bathroom. "I'm going to take some flex time," he announced

by unclebustter May 18, 2006

filesh

To give a tour or serve. The act of touring (schools, work, etc...)

Hello my name is chuck and i will be fileshing you today.

That woman just got fileshed

by alkdsj;poijdsaf;a June 16, 2008

flex

smiply put, to roll a blunt

Give me a minute dog, I gotta flex this "L" real quick

by Native Slang December 9, 2008