Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.
Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.
Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.
Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.
by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022
Get the Dealer Fetishmug. Having sexual gratification solely upon the act of pleasuring the other party orally, via either fellatio or cunnilingus.
by relyks January 2, 2015
Get the serviceman fetishmug. 
Sexual arousal from subverting religious settings, symbols, or figures, like churches or clergy, often tied to the thrill of breaking taboos.
by Raquel de la Roche July 3, 2025
Get the Sacrilege Fetishmug. Faith has a foot, toe, knee, toothpaste, stalking, and floor cheese-it fetish. At this point, Faith IS a fetish.
by AriaSa May 31, 2023
Get the Fetishmug. Televised high-budget films centered around something weird, mostly for an adult audience. Often, they are bombs.
by candycam August 19, 2023
Get the Fetish Filermug. Progression fetish refers to a pattern of attraction or romantic interest in individuals who are at a further stage in life than the person they attract.
While correlated with financial status, age or power dynamics, it can go against it, since it usually happens as a result of simply perceiving the person as a source of general purpose in pursuing your aspirations.
While correlated with financial status, age or power dynamics, it can go against it, since it usually happens as a result of simply perceiving the person as a source of general purpose in pursuing your aspirations.
- How did our loser friend get a girlfriend?
- Bro, he graduated and tried to pick up first-year college chicks. He played on her progression fetish.
- Bro, he graduated and tried to pick up first-year college chicks. He played on her progression fetish.
by seriousspam October 30, 2023
Get the Progression Fetishmug.