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giggle factory

an institution reserved and maintained for those among us who are insane.
the voices in grandpa's head got so bad we had to commit him to the giggle factory.
by banjobill January 23, 2009
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Jolly Factor

The happiness level of a party or person based on the amount of drinks they've had.
Did you see how high the jolly factor went after Donny found the liqueur cabinet?

Haha look at that guy, he's wasted.
Ya, his jolly factor's out the window right now.
by Turlook September 19, 2009
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Haggis Factor

A hidden cost factor used by any scottish person who owns a business.
Mr. MacKay buys product at a certain price and marks it up using a haggis factor to overinflate the cost.
by hfactor October 12, 2009
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Partyability Factor

A characteristic or variable by which a person or thing are perceived to contribute positively to a situation or occurrence, generally to the point that a party may spontaneously break out, or die, simply due to the very presence of the person or thing itself.

If something has a high Partyability Factor, generally it will make any situation better. If something has a low partyability factor, it will likely be detrimental.

Small pockets of high octane Canadians are known to judge most things and people by their partyability factor, ridding themselves of all low-partyability possessions. Some have been known to end relationships, even marriages, due to a low partyability factor.
High Partyability Factor: Double vodka Red-Bull.

Low Partyability Factor: When a woman kicks a guy in the nuts.

High Partyability Factor: Menage a trois.

Low Partyability Factor: Decaffeinated Coffee.
by wAXtonPOTson February 26, 2010
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cougar factor

A measurement of the potential an older woman has for cougar-like behavior. This can increase with age as a woman reaches cougar status.
"Thanks for coming to this bar with me tonight, this really decreases my cougar factor." Older woman to younger woman.
by sabine3212 July 27, 2010
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Post-facto spoiler alert

When you accidentally spoil something for someone and then attempt to make it up by yelling out "Spoiler alert!"
It will nonetheless piss someone off because either a) you're just rubbing it in that you spoiled the ending to an amazing movie/book/show, or b) they weren't really paying attention before and would have missed the spoiler, but because you had called attention to it, now they are aware they have been spoiled.
Kris: "So I'm reading this Harry Potter book and so far I don't like that Snape fellow."
Melissa: "Yeah I really hated Snape in the 6th book when he killed Dumbledore but everything worked out in the end."
Kris: "Ye- Wait. Snape KILLS Dumbledore?!"
Melissa: "Er, ah, um, SPOILER ALERT!!!1"
Paul: "Wow, Melissa, way to pull a post-facto spoiler alert."
Kris: "It will never be the same!" *sobs*
by millardfillmore April 19, 2010
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Pillow Factory

In union organizing, a company or workplace which is almost or certainly impossible to unionize.
"Wal Mart is a total pillow factory"
by Z E Crispin April 24, 2010
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