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fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.
by sex on the stove March 16, 2009
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A fuckin meal

by VeiledOwl58 November 24, 2020
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holy fuckin rainbow cock

Something you say when scrolling through the virtual internet in the western world. Thanks to the hard work of wiccans, warlocks and similar organizations from Ireland, we have the privilege, no, the power, to stare at shit 24/7.
I got on ticktock, I got on meta apps, I got on x.com, and I checked all my social media, guess what? I found, a shit pile, of subreal Garbage, and all I can think to myself, was ' holy fuckin rainbow cock'
by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 23, 2025
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Fuckin Bogin

An alcoholic cocktail typically offered as a 'birthday shot' and birthed in a Weatherspoons in Scotland.

The drink consists of one shot of Marshmallow Flavoured Unicorn Gin and one of Black Sambuca, which ideally should be served in a small glass and layered where possible.

The name Fuckin Bogin derives from the typical reaction one would usually give when asked 'How was your shot?'

While it is often met with some level hesitation it can be said that a that a person will 'down' the shot if they are told verbatim you're a 'Shitebag if yi dinny' this can be repeated firmly if required.
I got you a Fuckin Bogin for your birthday shitebag if yi dinny
by 817ehd8e6e8eur8 January 4, 2019
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ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.
Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*
by Daboder2 December 30, 2018
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That's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive

A Phrase commonly used at inappropriate moments which generally lead to a self-annexing of any relative allies/friends/acquaintances around you, which they then consider you a hostile and proceed to end you.
Dude1: Shit man, i know that chicks got four muffin tops, but damn that's Fuckin' Mildly Attractive!

Dude2 proceeds to bludgeon Dude1 with a nearby object until his brain matter becomes soup.
by Sover3ign June 21, 2010
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Mother Fuckin’ Kids

My Mother fuckin’ kids better come home right fuckin now!
by K~Williams April 2, 2022
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