fonderning

The act of being away from one's loved one and feeling the fondness and longing growing in the heart.

"Babe this business trip is taking so long. The fonderning is killing me!"

by Hēikè July 30, 2019

Fono

Shorter and cooler name for gravity bong made out of the cheapest possible combination of bottle and diy bowl.

"What you goona do with that plastic bottle?"
Me: "I'm going to make a fono"

by dwanderer August 30, 2019

Fono

Fono is short codename for reverse gravity bong. Smoking apparatus can be made with household objects, but fono enthusiasts shown great level of invention last decades. The most basic fono can be made out of aluminum foil and plastic bottle.

"just found a bottle, let's make a fono"

"you want to smoke a blunt or fono?" "Both"

by dwanderer September 4, 2019

Fontana, KS

A shit stain located in eastern Kansas. A breeding ground for toothless degenerates with an education in lowered expectations. There is no grocery store or convenience store because who needs to eat when the whole town smokes meth. Ten minutes away from anything of importance.

I would like to do something with my life but I live in Fontana, KS

by Concerned citizens February 29, 2020

FoNoToPa

Fear of No Toilet Paper

A sudden case of FoNoToPa hits John as he realizes his IBS prescription is low and he is on day 2 of his 14 day self quarantine.

by B W O March 17, 2020

Fonuts

Fake donuts: healthy donuts that are baked, not fried and/or: gluten, sugar, lactose etc free, Vegan, etc (basically taking everything fantabulous that makes a donut a donut)=A Fonut!!

I'll take a half dozen glazed fonuts.

by AvaD. March 28, 2020

Foner

Female boner

"Bro you give me a foner"

by Ciara M. May 4, 2020