Five Legged Caribou

A man goes inside a stuffed caribou carcass and a woman proceeds to mount the carcass with his erect penis that is replacing the traditional caribou penis.

We snuck into Cabelas last night and Tom and I did the Five Legged Caribou.

by The Great Scott May 11, 2012

FIVE LARGE

When one takes a large 5 coil dump

Dude did you just drop " Five Large " in my toilet ?

by Redbull27 August 27, 2009

Five Times

A phrase coined by B. Drinkward. He uses this way too much. It's stupid, and also really addictive and ends up in everyone's vocabulary within a few hours.

Ryan: He killed a man.
Ofir: How many times?
Bryan: Five Times

by Friskaburger January 14, 2004

Five Star Bitch

When one gets a girl to suck his dick with his hand on the back of her head.

DUDE, I controlled this girl with a five star bitch.

by Ben Rothschild September 13, 2011

five and three zeros

Just one way of saying goodbye or that your leaving (out)

Man I'm go met this chick, so I'm catch you later.- Five and Three Zeros; take it lite, I'll hollaaa!

by Eighthousand May 16, 2008

five knuckle gusset shuffle

A phrase meaning to masturbate. Male masturbation.

The other night, I was alone, so i had to rely on the good old five knuckle gusset shuffle

by SherbShizzle October 16, 2008

Five-Hour Jaegerbomb

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it

Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.

by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011