February 22

its your daughters birthday and everyone expects you to accomplish the impossible
i declare it international give a mum a wage day

Hey, its February 22. My brain and body are fucked but everyone's having a good time. Gin, anyone?

February 22 by Krkič February 21, 2020

February 12th 

On this day a true bad bitch from Gracanica is born and she is the prettiest one. We love her you know who u are

Wow shes so pretty. Yeah shes born on February 12th

February 12th by s3lmqq May 6, 2020

February 34 

The day the dinosaurs died due to a meteor hitting earth, and a fat fart made by a pack of humongous cockroaches.

Person 1: What day did the dinos die?
Person 2: Oh, February 34 of course!
Person 1: Oh ya, how could I forget!

February 34 by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh May 28, 2020

February 13th, 2004 

A day for the ages... one of extreme celebration... 24 hours of supreme bliss... a day in which one of the greatest specimens to ever walk the earth popped out of a vagina, along with lots of nasty fluids. Who knew that on this day such kindness, beauty, and intelligence would come wafting out of that amniotic sac. That 7 pound 3 ounce pile of screaming human would one day come to grace the world with her charm, trying her best each and every day to make the lives of others around her better. All 8 billion other homo sapiens ought to thank our lord and savior Jesus Christ for blessing the world with this unique, one-of-a-kind girl named Lilly.

"For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout on February 13th, 2004" -1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

February 13th, 2004 by whippysnake245 September 8, 2020

February 31 

International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.

Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!

February 31 by NickCam October 24, 2020

February 22

People born on this day steal the girls or men these people are just built diffrent

Yo being born in February 22 is amazing.

February 22 by A actual dictionary xd xd December 4, 2020

February 18th

The day where you have to tell your biggest secret to someone you don’t talk to!

Girl: “Did you know...”
Boy: “Uhh, i didn’t need to know..”
Girl: “It’s February 18th!”

February 18th by .LAy_BuY. December 11, 2020