Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

suppressed emotions

Bottling up feelings and hiding them for somebody because you subconsciously know they will destroy something or somebody

Angel had suppressed emotions for K**li and took the secret to her grave because her bestie liked her first

by cooldefines June 2, 2020

Emotional Hitler

Someone whom emotionally murders those they come in contact with.

The way Jaylin manipulates people makes her an emotional Hitler.

by Queer baiting December 20, 2018

emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014

Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

by von groovy June 13, 2024

Emotional Umwerfend

A stage in which two people start discovering each other.

Gigi and Dunkerly are at an ''emotional umwerfend'' stage

by Punkerly August 15, 2020

emotional climate

A phrase used to describe the emotional level of a group of people in a specific area, region or country.

Veronica was hesitant to share her opinion at the symposium because the emotional climate of the room felt off.

by HealthyMomNextDoor January 15, 2018