Soggy elephant

When you’re giving head to a big dick and he can’t get hard

Girl 1: Oh my god I was giving to head this guys the other day, and you wouldn’t guess what happened!
Girl 2: what happened?!
Girl 1: he had a soggy elephant!!!

Soggy elephant by anonymous October 29, 2020

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Edmond Elephant Jr.

An irritatingly smart person. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.

Person 1: The Earth is flat!
Person 2: Okay, Edmond Elephant Jr.

Edmond Elephant Jr. by a random eggplant May 10, 2021

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Baby Elephant Walk

A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken

Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools

Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...

They've bringing their best game...

And they'll have been practising...

How are we going to beat them?

Jenkins: Team work!

Coach: Let's bond then!

Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!

Team: Yea!!!

Baby Elephant Walk by GuttandTag July 25, 2022