by wooshhaa. July 24, 2008
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Guitar player of one of the most overrated bands in the world, u2. Real name David Evans. He calls himself "The Edge" and even God doesn't know why. Gets loads of credit for stuff we've seen a long time ago done way better, probably because most diehard u2 fans are nazi's who don't know shit about music. Claims to be heavily influenced by Rory Gallagher but no one can hear it in his playing style. Doesn't really ever plays a real guitar solo or does something special. Is 'known' for having a minimalist style and sound and yet has one of the biggest effects loops and amplifier collection on stage in the biz. Also gets credit for the way he uses harmonics in songs, which is nothing really special and something Van Halen did way way better and with more taste before u2 even existed. Basicly, a really boring player who has gotten, along with the rest of the band he's in, way too much credit over the years.
Man, i can't believe that guy that calls himself The Edge gets so much respect. There are so many players out there that did way more interesting, innovating and groundbreaking things than this guy. Saul Hudson, Jimmy Page, Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix..... do i need to continue? The only thing he deserves is the price for "most overrated player".
by dickkwikkwek January 6, 2007
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Get the STRAIGHT EDGE mug.Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss
by shkiphkles October 5, 2005
Get the edgar allen poe mug.Usually meaning over weight, low self esteem, worthless, basically a leech on society, possibly big gay mohawk. These people consider themselves hardcore goth, punk, gangsta yet refuse to do anything mommy doesn't approve of. The men are usually afraid of the vagina or anything that could result in fun or backstabbers, and the women are whores still, they just attempt to hide it. Straight Edge is pathetic, and if you're straight edge, then you need to cut yourself.
Poser:I have an important announcement to make guys...I'm straight edge!
Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.
Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.
Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.
Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!
Mommy:Too dangerous.
Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
Mommy:That's good sweety, now let's watch Judge Joe Brown and bake cookies.
Poser:You know it momma, I'm hardcore X X.
Mommy:Watch your language son, it's scaring the puppy.
Poser:Sorry mama, let's go party!
Mommy:Too dangerous.
Poser:You're right momma, let's just pet puppy.
by XXSampsonXX October 24, 2006
Get the straight edge mug.Straight Edge is an adjective that describes a person like myself that believes that using mind altering substances or smoking cigarettes and having promiscous sex are for the weak, whether it be because they are unable to deal with the realities of life and their problems, or because they have low self esteem and/or intelligence and will do anything they are told is right and acceptable.
There are many modern diluted versions of Straight Edge, and also many twists on it that add other things such as not drinking coffee or being a vegan, since being a vegan is just plain silly and drinking coffee is hardly a sinister thing that kids get together to do in derelict houses, or that shady dealers push on street corners, or that homeless people get loaded on(if thats possible) to forget the troubles it caused them, I, being Straight Edge, don't concern myself with such things.
Because of hardliners(people who violently push their belief on others) and the fact that people are jealous of those who are perceived as better than them, many people believe Straight Edge to be dangerous, when its the very opposite, or a lame fad for faggots, because they want us to be as low as them. Another misconception is that Straight Edge is a commitment or vow, the true Straight Edge person believes that nothing else is acceptable for them.
A true Straight Edge person can be identified by nothing more than a tattoo of an X(or some variation of that) on their body, usually somewhere visible, like the arms or hands. While others simply keep being sXe to themselves, most choose to bear their tattoo as a mark of pride.
There are many modern diluted versions of Straight Edge, and also many twists on it that add other things such as not drinking coffee or being a vegan, since being a vegan is just plain silly and drinking coffee is hardly a sinister thing that kids get together to do in derelict houses, or that shady dealers push on street corners, or that homeless people get loaded on(if thats possible) to forget the troubles it caused them, I, being Straight Edge, don't concern myself with such things.
Because of hardliners(people who violently push their belief on others) and the fact that people are jealous of those who are perceived as better than them, many people believe Straight Edge to be dangerous, when its the very opposite, or a lame fad for faggots, because they want us to be as low as them. Another misconception is that Straight Edge is a commitment or vow, the true Straight Edge person believes that nothing else is acceptable for them.
A true Straight Edge person can be identified by nothing more than a tattoo of an X(or some variation of that) on their body, usually somewhere visible, like the arms or hands. While others simply keep being sXe to themselves, most choose to bear their tattoo as a mark of pride.
by Straight Edge Rude Boy July 23, 2008
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