cauliflour ear

Usually on or boxers, cauliflour ear is when you get hit in the ear really hard alot and it looks like a swollen piece of cauliflour.

Ted:He looks like a veggie head.
Joe:you idiot, it's cauliflour ear.

by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

Ear Sex

The scratching behind another's ear in order to sexually arouse them.

God that was some good earsex yesterday.

by AngelicaL May 14, 2005

Ear Worm

An ear worm is actually a carnivorous worm that eats people's brains. They used them in California in da good ol' days to kill young women without leaving any evidence.

"Stick that ear worm in her ear, that'll shut up that stupid whore, ol' chap!"

by Have Mercy! May 13, 2005

ear burn

Also known as "roast yer ear clean aff".
When you meet a drunk person and they insist on sittin next to you and talkin non-sensical rubbish in your ear for hours.

Man, i was at that party and Dave gave me a heavy ear burn. Near roasted ma ear clean aff.

by Big Papa Murph May 19, 2005

ear clit

The female reaction to tongue on ear play is so overwhelmingly positive that participants unanimously would prefer the female clitoris to be located on the ear. Even if this future biological enhancement doesn't catch on in the plastic surgery sector, volumes of male readers will begin to pay attention to areas of the female domain outside of the panty region.

We walked down the hallway and made out. She got really damp after I pounded on her ear clit.

Or...
That dude Jeff really knew how to turn a wet ear into a wet rear, all thanks to working that ear clit.

by KY Jon U. September 4, 2017

tig-ear

pronounced tyg-air a combination of a tiger and a bear

best friend: if you were an animal what would you be?
me: a tig-ear, a combination of a tiger and a bear

by litobunnybunny March 25, 2008

Ear Rape

When you and another person are sharing headphones and one of the people yanks the earphones out of the person's ear. Can also refer to earphones getting yanked out due to the wire getting caught on something while the person is in motion.

James ear raped me when he jumped out of his seat.

by Jimmy Bizzle February 28, 2008