the act of giving an old man head while not being intoxicated, thus making him ejaculate dust, due to lack of sperm count.
by thedirtymarksanchez November 12, 2011
Get the dusty sobermug. by GingyX3 May 31, 2022
Get the Dusty Batmanmug. by Yankee Boogle March 16, 2024
Get the Dusty Lamborghinimug. by Hjayse February 5, 2019
Get the Dusty dusty goatmug. Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
Get the Dusty Melonsmug. A kleptomaniac that asks u if u have any money and acts like ur the problem after stealing ur money at the atm. Usually prone calling for backup when u ask for a loan till the next day. Definately a smear campaign tactic used by peeps who have fucked up by some other smear campaign tactic being used to create an illusion of upper class status
Karma drove past saw the ppl who stole her money and made sure that the kleptos (definition of: any papers dusty drapers ) had no shoes no money nothing when they had to face the music and talk to the person they stole the money from the previous day.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
Get the Any papers dusty drapersmug. Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."
by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015
Get the dusty gophermug.