Dr. Jackson

1; synonymous with the term "queerbait" 2; The figurehead of CCHS who dictates the day with a scowl of his peto-mustache and threats of budget cuts. His life revolves around his coin collection, daily masculine hygiene routines, sending prayers to Hosanna and stealing clothes from gravesites from the late 70s era. Before he was a fascist principal, he donated his wardrobe to be used in the film Anchorman" and he used to be the drummer for Blue Oyster Cult. Wittled away from the years of alcohol and substance abuse, he went to a motivational speech and he decided to turn his life around. He has a tattoo of John Petrucci of Dream Theatre flying over fiery mountains on his chest. He is currently wanted for phishing and identity theft in 4 states.

Patrick C; "ARUGGHHHH"
Dr. Jackson; "God dammit you little shit"

by Chumbucket Corndip May 28, 2014

TL;DR

It is a simple abbreviation for too long didn't read. it means that you sent a very long text that the receiver didn't read

Grandpa: hello, how do you do( let it continue for five minutes)
You: TL;DR

by Where yo hot.........Cheetos May 21, 2019

Dr. Pepper

Tastes good.

I drink Dr.Pepper.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Dr. Dre'd

When a car or object flips, rolls, and somewhat crashes out of nowhere.

"Yo I was playing GTA and jacked this bitch's car, and 10 seconds later my car Dr. Dre'd over the bridge"

"Yo dawg I was watchin Fast & Furious and that bald dude's car fuckin' Dr. Dre'd"

Dr. Dre's Lamborghini in the music video "I need a doctor ft. eminem and skyler grey"

by trixmasta September 29, 2011

tfu;dr

To Fucked Up; Didn't read. Commonly used forum acronym often used in response to a long fucked up post that is not worth reading.

You: <long fucked up post not worth reading>

Me: tfu;dr

by Tur_ January 17, 2009

Dr Funk

-short for Doctor Funkenstein "king of the Funk" a humourous funk song by Parliament Funkadelic.

- One who knows funk and can cure whats hurting you with it.

I was feeling down but my friend played some Dr Funkenstein! and cured my troubles! he's the real Dr Funk!

by j-la December 20, 2004

Dr Gay

Having to go to a general surgeon to have a foreign body removed from the rectum

Elton lost the cucumber he was pleasuring himself with inside his rectum and needed to go to the ER and have a Dr Gay.

by Anesthesia God June 16, 2018