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Douchebag

A human being (whether it be male or female) That not only acts very arrogant in social situations, but usually has a very low amount of intelligence as well to go with the way they act. They are psychologically usually convinced they are the smartest, best looking and Superior as compared to other people. If you insult one, they usually try their best to get into fight with you, or they try to turn the situation to make you look like you're the one in the wrong. Have a very hard time keeping employment to some degree because of inability to work with other people.

The kind of girl/guy that goes to the bar and we'll buy a drink for somebody else but in the end will become a completely different person once you don't give into their demands. Possibly in the same night . Most douchebags don't think too far ahead. They don't like people who are not like them.....

Maybe I should have put this as a different definition. A good example of douchebags in general, and a simple way to put it, would be that they are primarily concerned with trying to have sex with every girl that they come in contact with or think girls owe them something or unyieldingly think everyone knows them something constantly.
"oh wow dude you're a douchebag"
by Not to educated February 9, 2022
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Douchebag

A douchebag is the leftover liquid that comes out of a woman’s twat after she douches. So basically when you call someone a douche bag your saying they are as nasty as the liquid that flows out a dirty twat when a woman is trying to clean her stinky Pussy. It’s not a very nice thing to be called actually meaning your rather nasty.
Why do you have to act like such a douchebag?

I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.

I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
by SusieQ Ball March 19, 2022
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Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag
I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!
by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021
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douchebag

A guy who acts like he's accomplished more than he actually has.
Bob is a real douchebag for telling everyone that he fucked your mom and sister last weekend ... he didn't fuck your sister 'til Wednesday.
by A-ronYo September 17, 2021
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Douchebag

Guy:man that person is such douchebag
Guy 2:yeah he's an asshole anyway
by Coolepicgaming August 4, 2021
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national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on
Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…
by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021
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Cloudy Douchebag

While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.
Jessica totally let me give her a Cloudy Douchebag last night!
by The only Sigma October 2, 2024
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