December 7

Write your girlfriend a paragraph day.

Bf: "I wrote you this paragraph!"
Gf: "Why?"
Bf: "Because its December 7th."

by Onyx....... December 3, 2020

December 16

Nation boy best friend appreciation day

Show your guy best friend some appreciation on December 16

by A friend of Teyrissa December 15, 2020

december 1

HOTTEST PERSON EVER. THEY ARE SO MMMM 😩😩
IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND BORN ON DECEMBER 1 YOU ARE LUCKY ASF

THEY ARE SO SEXY

never leave them

december 1

by bagels are swag July 21, 2021

daddy december

The Irish word for Santa clause; found on Instagram

Oh look it's daddy December!

by Hunterkid1 March 15, 2016

Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome October 31, 2019

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December (DDD) is for those who have failed No Nut November (NNN), where you don't ejaculate for the entire month.

I just failed No Nut November, but I can

still try to survive Dry Dick December.

by GrapeSurgeon December 1, 2018

December 5th

December 5th is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born. It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on December 5th

by azurtt October 15, 2019