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John David

A shy boy who is secretly kinky, they normally have huge penises but don't act like it. Their big dick energy comes out in their kind attitudes. They are secretly into choking but nobody needs to know about that. They are the biggest sweethearts, VERY good in bed, and definitely a keeper. They are normally VERY attractive with blue eyes and light brown hair and a tan skin tone. John Davids are the hottest boys out there.
John David is so fucking sexy and he's so sweet, what a keeper!
by yea,jhfv,ajbew November 26, 2019
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doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18
Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."
by GFBG May 18, 2010
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david tang

Yo you saw David Tang pulling honeys? I heard he even likes his own pics. Such a savage!
by Dj khaleeeed September 4, 2016
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David

David is the type of guy to ride his bike all the way over to a girl's house, even if she wasn't worth it, just to hug her and say hi.
Molly: David rode his bike all the way to my house just to hug me.
by David_Is_A_Big_Old_Stinker November 15, 2020
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David

David is amazing. He is handsome, caring, kind, bright and a good person in so many ways. He is the funniest person i know and the most kind hearted. He is an amazing friend, supporter and comforter. He has the ability to make you feel good when everything around you is crumbling. He carries a sweet soft side that is hard to find. crazy. David always wants what is best for the people he cares about most and he gets along with almost everyone. He is not afraid to be himself. He is the sweetest man you will ever meet.

David deserves all the love and happiness in the world and everyone who has a David in their life should feel lucky.

Keep David. Don’t let go of this one. He’s special.
See that guy over there, he's David, and he's perfect.
by Katoutou November 26, 2020
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Reverse David Blaine

This sex act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having sex with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.

When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.
by MattWierman January 2, 2012
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Pull a David Guetta

To establish lack of DJ skills by playing a prerecorded session during a live performance, usually via a pen drive on a laptop.
Joel: This man has a good set -- wait a minute, did he just pull a david guetta?
Rob: Get him off stage, he's not a real DJ!
by Altermaven November 11, 2014
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