Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Don't Damage yourself December

Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.

Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?

by fdanell December 1, 2018

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 21, 2019

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021

The motion of damage

When you listen to emotional damage for so long that you hear The motion of damage.
The side effects include hearing other words such us emotional damnit or the lotion of damage

I listened to emotional damage for 30 minutes and then, "The motion of damage"

by that one old code August 15, 2022

serious brain damage

something very minor that might have if you are a person in a orange jumpsuit with cool shoes and a gun that shoots portals, also if you name is Chell.

Wheatley: Now it's not out of the question that you MIIIIIIIIIIGHT have a VERY minor case of SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE.
Player: *jumps*

by WantYouGone September 6, 2023