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grendall constant

A number used in calculus to solve for Area, Distance, Acceleration, and more. It’s defined as 4.13x10^8
The mudd goblins used the grendall constant to find how much purple drank is used in gravity.
by Grendall January 10, 2024
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Post-coital surprise

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked
by PocketLewis October 6, 2024
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Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"
Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!
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Cupertino constant

The cupertino constant refers to how the weather in cupertino CA is always 67 and sunny. 'Cupertino constant' can refer to the numerical value of something being 67, or somthing consistantly being good.
Hey Luca how are you doing today?
You known, cupertino constant!

I did so bad on that last test, I literally got the cupertino constant.
by Hammiches March 27, 2026
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Crowe's Constant

A multi-universe theory, similar to Murphy's law, that essentially states anything that can be altered by freak scientific accidents/discoveries will indeed be changed forever.

It's a scalar value that actually increases and decreases as function of the proportional distance to Dr. Crowe.

Common phenomena explained by it include:
Faster than the speed of light gravity
Missing dissertations
Infinite positions for the coefficient of friction
Multi dimension travel
Missing Singaporean scientists
Student-"Dr. Crowe, I just heard that scientist think the graviton is mediated by a faster than light force, pretty cool stuff but kind of outlandish don't you think?"

Dr. Crowe- "This is big...."

Student- "I can feel the Crowe's constant building"
by Fromthefuture April 16, 2011
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Danir's Constant

The eerie feeling that someone or something is following you as you walk up basement stairs. Coined when Reddit users DannyMacho and Im_Tapirs named the phenomenon on Reddit.
My friend is a victim of Danir's Constant every time he gets done doing laundry.
by CoolHandLuke41 November 21, 2013
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Rains of Castamere

The best way to hold business talks in Westeros
We came to the conclusion once he Rains of Castamered me
by SharonF. May 28, 2017
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