Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.
by Condsumeraper April 3, 2017
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But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship
But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship
Taylor:did you bring protection!?
Chris:SHIT i forgot!
Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche
Chris: what the hell is that!?
Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.
Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)
Chris:SHIT i forgot!
Taylor: your so lucky i have a Douche
Chris: what the hell is that!?
Taylor: well technically a female condom.its not that bad its better if you dont like to wear condoms.
Chris:deal....now where were we? ;)
by devil lips January 2, 2018
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A series of events occurring either simultaneously or consecutively that lead to a complete and utter shit show. This is considered a CONDOSIS
Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent blaze from the gas spillage.
That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS
That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS
by Shitshowislife October 29, 2019
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Get the Condom mug.a rubber glove like sack that you can use on your penis to prevent pregnancy and infections, mainly used by virgins that don’t know how to pull out. This item can potentially save your life from bringing a devil spawn into this world in the near future.
Virgin: “Dude its my first time, what should i do?”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”
His friend: “Use a condom, so you dont have to worry about plan B.”
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
by OhGreatItsDavid July 13, 2015
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