a person that sits in a coffee shop with his or her laptop just so other people know that he/she is seriously writing
Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
by dream_living November 28, 2012

A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022

K- what yah so not running into that snowman coz it's a moomoo! -hugzzzz- :)
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs
Loo loo- LOL coffee hugs
by Eggzorcist March 29, 2014

A point during adulthood when something one has tried and disliked many times in youth finally becomes palatable.
"So I was watching History of the World Part 1 for like the hundredth time the other day and I finally had my coffee moment with Monty Python."
by j0npau1 October 25, 2012

A golden shower involving only black men.
Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.
by Corporalclegggg January 6, 2015

An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!
shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
by daras1 March 17, 2005

by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010
