christophier

My name is Christophier

My name's Christophier how are you?

by Christophier May 17, 2018

Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019

Christofer Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe and will destroy any baseball players it lays eyes on

Your such a Christofer Robin

by Ah man October 23, 2019

Christifer

An overall sweet sensitive guy who can be a dick at the right times,hes usually happy towards other people.

Kylie:I miss christifer hes so sweet.
Ashlynn:yeah I agree

by Jannie stories 1 April 23, 2020

christofer guerrero

a 15 year old kid from san jose california. he's a part of the mob and is known for his catchphrases, "shut up dik", "fuk yo hood", "assho", and the most famous "oowoo". he has two best friends jared and justin and a cat named tino. he loves wearing black bandanas and hates "scraps". he loves a beautiful girl named ali and always talks about her "dumb lil face".

kyle: is that christofer guerrero
destiny: yup. man that kid is cool.

by smoke weed eryday April 27, 2020

Christheth1rd

A guy that types on discord, watches streams on Twitch and sometimes YouTube,he even watches videos on YouTube! He also plays games and he is awesome! He's also kinda bad in Hollow Knight but eh not bad. Anyways, cool dude online

Hey dude! Christheth1rd is here! *Wait no he's gonna ping chat reviversss noooooo*

by pogammaybechris December 9, 2020

christerbation

Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"

"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."

by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021