Chris Smith

A horrible person who punches you in the testicles for no reason at all and is therefore a huge wanker.

Did you hear that Connor got Chris Smith'd today?

by some one you don't know September 8, 2010

Chris Paul

Incredible point guard of the New Orleans Hornets. He is hands down the best point guard in the league, because the Hornets would be NOTHING without CP3. A multi-dimensional threat who can not only become a prolific scorer himself, but turn his teammates into dangerous scorers as well, and for a point guard he is a surprising force on defense. Always an MVP candidate. Talent like this is not seen very often.

Chris Paul is a generational point guard who's talent we have not seen since Magic Johnson.

by Hornets NBA champions January 19, 2009

cute with chris

A very popular and hilarious internet show written, directed and performed by Chris Leavins, occasionally with lines by his co-host (title under revision) Colty the Plastic Horse. New shows are posted weekly and include dissing, PWNing, and polls on who is the cutest. Cute With Chris has the power to change lives and kill dreams.
Popular phrases include "all your dreams are dead" and "suck it, Tonya." For many fans, words cannot describe. For an accurate portrayal, WATCH THE FREAKIN' SHOW YOU LAZY.

"Jake, did you watch the new cute with chris yet?"
"Yeah, he put my dog in the CWC cutedown!"

by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

Chris Pine

is a beautiful human being with big blue eyes and a smile that lights up the room.

starred in Star Trek as Captain Kirk, and was also in Smokin' Aces, Princess Diaries 2 and Just My Luck.

"Chris Pine makes me jizz"
"Chris Pine is Laura-Fay's future husband"

by Laif. July 13, 2009

Chris Wilson

n. a unit ment for measuring the purest of undiluted awesomness

adj. a term used to describe extraordinary good fortune

n. a biomass created at the birth of the universe whose sole purpose is to store unimagimable energy and control the balance of the universe; used to recharge flux capacitors

Ex. Bill: hey jim how was that party last night, pretty epic, eh

Jim: hell yeah, I rate it about 300 Chris Wilsons

Bill: damn dude, you must have gotten it on with cheri, that's some pretty Chris Wilson luck, she's always such a prude

Jim: yeah I have had some great luck lately, that reminds me, I should probably take my flux capacitor off the Chris Wilson, or else my house might burn down

by Osumsoss July 11, 2010

chris's dick

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.

I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.

by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014

Chris Wayne

A common Australian term for a male eyebrow piercing, specifically one situated on the right brow. The origin of such a term is derived from the presence of this piercing on Christopher Wayne, a popular magician.

"hey did you see that guy's piercing, he had a Chris Wayne. Gnarly"

by YoungPadawan June 30, 2009