choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.

Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!

by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.

guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!

by therapuked May 19, 2015

choke porn

watching someone choke so hard, it makes your phallus throttle

omg how did they lose that lead! that's choke porn right there

by stresspacito October 14, 2018

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

okiee choke

Is the living embodiment of corny ,can't dance socially strange , plains dwelling, ass kickin' beast on the flat track!

Did you see OKIEE choke last night she was a beast.

by OKiee August 1, 2014