Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

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Chili-Mac Daddy

A soldier of the U.S. Army who is fat and eats the famed U.S. Army Chili Mac at chow.

"There goes Evan, that Chili-Mac Daddy. I'm surprised he even made it through basic!"

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Chili Dogged

When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.

"What happened to you last night, man?"
"Crystal came over and I chili dogged that bitch."

by Phildo.bg August 25, 2023

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Chili Taco Supreme

A chili taco supreme is when you stay up all night eating taco bell and drinking mountain dew. The next morning when your girlfriend comes over, you have diarrhea on her snatch and sprinkle cheese, lettuce, and sour cream before eating her out.

"Omg babe, that chili taco supreme you gave me was the hottest thing you've ever done. I still can't walk right"

by GuineaGorilla January 13, 2025

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