cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

by Brian Jennings January 13, 2008

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

by Jojo92 December 15, 2011

Cotton Balls

A black man’s testicles.

“OMG Sarah I got some cotton balls last night.”
“OMG! Becky!”

by Purplepeniseatter November 25, 2018

caxton

Caxton is a word you use to break the silence after telling a horrible joke.

“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Brick”
“Brick who?”
“Brick Owens”
*silence*
“CAXTON”
*everyone laughs*

by TrinityTroyRayJennifer February 13, 2019

cattin

trying to wear/take someones style or hair or shoes or anything else

"yo, wot da hellz dat cunt cattin my crepz 4!!!"

by lady green eyez May 13, 2005

the cotton mouth

the bad breath you taste when you wake up with a hangover.

To have a dry, awful taste in the mouth that even brushing your teeth 15 times can't get rid of.

by Nicole Sayer August 30, 2005

canton, massachusetts

canton,massachusetts is the sickest town south of boston.. so many fine hoes and pimps, you cant look once. pretty much the shit of the country. partys everywhere - highway, agro, lobster, funhouse. and it beats the shit outa rivals stoughton in hockey

The town of canton, massachusetts is rivals with stoughton.

by canton mass July 26, 2006